I has Great Balls Of Wisdoms

Aug 17

The Radiopants Dance: My One-Sided Feud With John Mayer, Part 2: My Two-Sided Feud With J. May -

J. May blocked me on Twitter and Tumblr, which means 2 things: 1) He is fully aware of what I’ve been doing. 2) He’s being a real butthole about it. I assume his blocking of me is his version of a challenge (and crying), so I started another blog that he is not blocking or crying about yet. I am…

Aug 14

one forty plus: Twitter Isn't "Over", I'm Over It. -

“This is where Tumblr comes in. It’s the future of social networking if your image of the future features intelligent discourse. I love reading other Tumblr users replies, because they’re thoughtful by virtue of the fact that if they’re not, they’ll bring the intellectual property value of their own blog down, and that’s a commodity on Tumblr.”

I find people who have incorporated “intelligent discourse” into their own self-image tend to be some of the most superficial, and ultimately ignorant individuals I’ve ever had the misfortune to interact with.  And what’s all this about intellectual property value!?  Aside from making you sound like some sort of colossal wanker, what you are basically saying is that people post things that sound smart so that people will take them seriously.  I can see how this may have been the only viable strategy for you to receive recognition, but here you are not promoting intellectual discussions, you’re basically telling people to self-censor their thoughts because this community of intellectual giants like you will scorn and ignore anyone who’s opinion is one you don’t understand, or don’t agree with.  The last thing we fucken need is a musician telling people to do things seriously.

May 21

FaceBook is GREAT

Because I can just post a status asking for drugs and someone I know or their friend will know someone who can help me out.  This is some shameful shit :O

May 17

The FaceBook Theorum

All people born after the inception of FB as The Global Social Site will be friends or mutual friends with every person on Earth.  As such, their children will be well versed in the familial and inter-personal relationships (including complex family trees) of ALL of their peers.  Like, you know, it’s what’s coming…

May 15

Life is like…

… I dunno.  I used to really dig philosophy, but so much of it is based on the idea of a false reality.   And not in the sense that the reality we perceive is not an exact representation of the Universe itself, but rather that our reality is not really REAL.  Matrix type shit is what I mean.  I don’t mean to say that there is not some infinitesimally small chance that we are in fact existing in some false projected reality, but pursuing the idea philosophically is fruitless, because we have no empirical means to test whether we are living in a real universe, or just a false consciousness that simulates reality.  I’d like to try and figure out some experiments to disprove fanciful philosophy, to better define the limits of this world we live in.

Good God!

Them some hairy Zen Balls of Wisdom!!1!

May 14

Why…

Why is the ultimate tool.  Find out why and you can find out anything.

May 13

It’s like…

we’re at our least vulnerable online, yet we’re the most transparent as to who we are

May 11

I hat the internet

Everybody acts so much cooler on-line.  I know this to be true because everyone on the net is AWESOME, but I never see anyone so cool in RL :O

May 09

Uh…

how

HI

Are you?